Harvard beat Yale Saturday, 31-24. This is the only football game where the players are so smart, they don’t high five, they high square root of Pi.

 "Master Chef Junior" 

These kids are such adorable and talented chefs. And most of them are the recipe for melting my heart: little dorks. They are so sweet,  funny, gifted and kind. Really good chefs.

10-year-old Coco gets eliminated and, in her departing interview, says:

"I'm sad to be eliminated. But I am glad to be going home to my dog and my dad."

In that order . . . 

And another 8-year-old girl, Oona, won a challenge and got to pick between three live fowl; a chicken, a duck and a turkey. When they brought out the turkey, Oona said;

"It looks like my grandmother."

Sure grandma was thrilled by that...

One of the fascinating aspects of the Cosby sex scandal is the difference between celebrities and regular folks. The next time 18 people accuse you of a heinous sex crime, try responding by saying nothing and see how that works for you.

Harvard beat Yale Saturday, 31-24. These players are so smart, this is the only game where you can get a penalty for splitting an infinitive.

Harvard beat Yale Saturday, 31-24. Now, I don’t want to say players from these great schools do not play at high level, but this is the only game where their uniforms include pocket protectors.

Harvard beat Yale Saturday, 31-24. Now, I don’t want to say players from these great schools do not play at high level, but this is the only game where, instead of putting on a baseball hat when they take off their helmets, the put on a fedora.

Harvard beat Yale Saturday, 31-24. But the real losers were the Harvard and Yale players who were trying to trash talk;

“Say, fellow combatant. Our score will be a significantly higher accumulation of points at the conclusion of this fray on the gridiron than your paltry total.”

“We shall smite you uncouth scoundrels.”

“You have neither the tenacity nor the skills to be victorious.”

Harvard beat Yale Saturday, 31-24. In football terms, this game is the equivalent of deciding which nerd gets turned down by less women for a date;

“Yay, I was only rejected thrice.”

After losing a bet, Mike Golic of ESPN’s “Mike and Mike” recreated the Kim Kardashian naked butt picture. In a related story, newly outed country singer, Ty Herndon, saw Golic’s picture and announced he is no longer gay.

Bringing new meaning to scared straight.

The accusations of sexual assault continue against Bill Cosby. On the bright side, he has been named an honorary member of the Baltimore Ravens.

A woman who claims she dated swimming great, Micheal Phelps, Taylor Chandler, says she used to be a man. And she didn’t tell Phelps. That would be a tough topic to bring up;

“Hey, Michael. You know how football teams have throwback uniforms? Mine would have a penis.”

The woman, Taylor Chandler, says she was not born a full male. How do I put this? She had a Boyce but no Garrisons. 

None of Michael's fellow swimmers will probably tease him about this. Male athletes are known for being tolerant on stuff like this. 

A woman who claims she dated swimming great, Micheal Phelps, Taylor Chandler, says she used to be a man. She added she was not fully born a man. She was somewhere between Justin Bieber and Khloe Kardashian.

(Big fan of the Mike Golic. Great sense of humor)