Britt McHenry is about to find out the hard way that if there is one thing that unites us all in these divisive times, liberal, conservative, rich, poor, white, black, male, female, it is we all hate a snottty rude brat.
Fill your hands you sons of a
bitch, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Ben and Jerry’s announced
they are releasing an ice cream burrito. Thank you legal and medical marijuana.
Today is National High Five
day. Everyone is getting high fives all day. It’s like being one of those high
school boys who has sex with their hot lady teacher.
Kanye West is on the cover of
“Time” for their “100 Most Influential People” issue. Asked to comment, “Time”
said “Adolf Hitler was on the cover of our “Man of the Year” issue in 1938. So
we screw up every 77 years.”
Former New England Patriot,
Aaron Hernandez, was found guilty of murder. Prosecutors had Hernandez’s DNA at
the murder scene, forensic proof and security video film. Or as the OJ jury
calls that evidence: circumstantial.
Jordan Spieth won the Masters
last weekend. There is a new term in golf. It’s called a Bruce Jenner. A Bruce
Jenner is when you lose two balls before you get it in the hole.
A San Diego local newspaper,
“The Carmel Valley News,” announced a meeting for a Schizophrenia Support
Group. The meeting is next Thursday at 3:00 PM. No, next Friday at Four PM.
Well, I said it is Thursday at 3:00. For the last time, it is Friday at Four.
It is the 150th
anniversary of the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. An article in “Mashable”
says if Lincoln were shot today, news of his death would spread in seconds.
Well, sure, it isn’t every day they shoot a 206-year-old former president.
Former New England Patriot,
Aaron Hernandez, was found guilty of murder and sentenced to life in prison,
and a headline read: “Hernandez’s Legal Problems Just Beginning.” How can it
get worse than life in prison? Are the going to legally make him an Oakland
Raider too?
A headline read: “Hernandez’s Legal Problems Just Beginning.” How can it
get worse? Will they put in in the cell with OJ Simpson?
Poor ESPN’s Britt McHenry. Apparently ESPN now stands
for Especially Snotty Prima-donna Nightmare.
Since you asked:
When I was a kid, we had
a-holes. There was the cranky man who hated kids at the Five and Dime store.
There was the equally mean and surly Fred of “Fred’s Sporting Goods.”
The Vice Principal in charge
of discipline at our elementary school. The football coach and driver’s
education teacher in high school who lived next door to us for a few years. The
band/trumpet teacher in 6th grade. He was the first one to teach me
guys with comb-overs are a-holes.
These people not only were
a-holes, they knew they were a-holes. It’s like Mr. Potter on “It’s a Wonderful
Life.”
“I’m an old man and most
people hate me, but that’s OK, because I hate them so that makes it all even.”
The problem now is we are
overrun with a-holes who have no idea they’re a-holes.
A well-dressed smug a-hole
driving a tiny Fiat almost slammed into my daughter’s car door just to pass us going 50 MPH in a 20 MPH zone so he could drop his kid off at Torrey Pines High
School ten seconds sooner.
So when an ESPN reporter who
is nothing more than blonde dye-job with a microphone pulls a “Do you know who
I am?” and berates a parking lot attendant with insults like fat, bad teeth
and uneducated, like ESPN’s newly-exposed rude bitch, Britt McHenry, just did,
she needs to be hoisted up by ESPN as an example and fired.
Why so hard on the young and
pretty Britt McHenry? So what about the idea everyone has a bad day? Brian
Williams was caught on camera lying about getting shot down. He also just got
suspended.
No. Brian Williams
exaggerated a story to make it more interesting on a talk show. I lie like that
every day, except they are called jokes.
You think I am being hard on Britt
McHenry because she is a pretty woman? How about what she said to a fellow working
woman? How about if she said what she said to your wife, daughter or mom?
Sports are important. They
represent the best of us and the worst of us. ESPN reports on that.
Sports represents the track
official weasel who disqualified a teenage girl’s Washington State 3,000 meter championship
because she had a stud in her ear which he felt violated the “No Jewelry” rule.
Even though it was his job to spot it beforehand. Sports represents the girl
who placed second but gave the gold medal they gave her to the girl who was
unfairly disqualified.
To have a reporter represent
ESPN, and get paid by ESPN, to be on public record for being as awful as possible to a
woman who was just doing her job is not acceptable.
Yes, we all hate car tow
companies. They are criminals. Pirates. But the woman McHenry berated did not
tow her car. She was just doing her job.
ESPN cannot allow to pay a
woman to represent them on camera who is now on public record for verbally abusing a
fellow working woman. ESPN cannot allow a woman who is the face of people who
park in fire lanes.
ESPN cannot stand for the people
who run stop signs and give the finger to people who try and slow them down.
People who text when they drive. People who loudly yammer on cell phones in crowded places. People who scream at baristas because they got
their 10-step coffee order wrong. People who are rude to waiters.
ESPN needs to prove to the untold millions of people like Britt McHenry there are consequences for being a rude brat.
Britt McHenry should be fired from ESPN for no other reason than she is a multi-arrested cocaine addict who has been charged with sexual assault (rape) numerous times.
Oh, wait, that is Michael Irvin.
