Dog swims with dolphins (Soundtrack: Miike Snow 'Animal')

Happy Smores Day from San Diego, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


NBC would have to be bat-poop crazy and sister-humping stupid not to promote the hell out of Trey Hardee and Ashton Eaton's Decathlon. Trey Hardee looks like an action figure in a X-box war game and Ashton is a wildly buffed-out combination of Derek Jeter and Justin Timberlake.

If they do it right, Madison Ave. will sprout weapons-grade stiffies to market these two. They would make Reebok's Dan and Dave campaign look like an elementary school play. 

Before he descended to a Kardashian whore-clown, Bruce Jenner was an amazing Decathlete. Yes, he cheated with steroids, but not only did he engineer an almost masterful performance winning gold in 1976, he did a 80% good job of marketing himself afterwards. 

So the template exists. The good parts of Jenner minus the bad parts of Dan and Dave. 

It is hard for me to overstate what a world class tool Dwight Stones is. First of all, the guy choked in his big Olympic chance in 1976. He was "at" Long Beach State when I was there and, short of a terrorist, you cannot find a more horrible human being than Dwight Stones.

Secondly, he tried as hard as he could to get Trey Hardee kicked out of the Olympics by trying to selfishly scoop a non-story of Trey stepping on the line in the 400. (He didn't) Then Dwight- the- no-height basically pleaded for some pinhead official to file  a protest. 

If there was a drug test for ass-gobbler, Dwight Stones would test positive. 

When the US Olympians win gold, McDonalds customers win food prizes. That's like when our Navy Seals kill a terrorist, we get a shot at winning some free crack. 

Look out, everybody, 'cause that is one surfin' daaaaawwwwwwg.

"New York Times" coward/hack Jere Longman is a useless piece of crap. That is all.


Man, it is hot. I am sweating like Chinese swimmer, Ye Shiwen, peeing into a cup.  

Randy Travis arrested for drunk driving and resisting arrested after crashing his Pontiac Trans Am naked. That is a country song that writes itself. 

Well, we all deal with the heat in our own way.  

Crashing a car while driving naked. There is no faster way to reduce a car's resale value. 

Despite it being the 40th anniversary of the slain Israeli Olympic athletes, the I.O.C. refuses to acknowledge it. Does the I.O.C stand for International Olympic Committee or Idiots Obviously Classless? 

"Paging Miss Lefty, Miss Scorchin'a Lefty."

US men's four-man rowing team won a bronze medal and, during the medal ceremony, rower Henrik Rummel appears to have an erection. Which is shocking because that boat didn't have a coxswain. 

Married Olympic shooters Matt Emmons and Katy Korkova met during the 2004 Olympics when she consoled him for shooting at the wrong target. Apparently his aim got better on their honeymoon.

Saturday Night-The Eagles

Saturday Night-The Eagles

Someone show me how to tell the dancer from . . . the dance.