In Pennsylvania, a bunch of skinny little Vegan PETA members
decided it would be a good idea to protest a biker gang party and protest their
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals is a great
and important group. PETA are a bunch of out-of-touch Vegan ass-munchers with
too much time on their hands. PETA actually protested when President Obama
swatted a fly during a televised speech.
Now nobody cares if a bunch of a-holes throw red paint on the
fur of a bunch of rich beyatches. I am neither a fan of PETA nor people who
But how stupid do you have to be to throw balloons filled with
fake blood on a bunch of drunk motorcycle riders? Several PETA members were
duct-taped to a tree and repeatedly urinated on. They were held down and
intestinal gas was passed on there heads. Others were force-fed hot dogs. One
was taped to the inside of a fast food dumpster.
When questioned about these charges, one of the top bikers said
the charges were ludicrous. Yes, they, the PETA protestors, were rude and
shouted bad names and vandalized their clothes with balloons filled with red
dye, but the biker said they, the PETA protestors, were cordially invited to
join the party and participate in their rather rigorous initiation traditions.
Score a big one for the bikers, PETA zero.
Spoiler update. Turned out this was a hoax for a satire site. Shoot. Still don't like PETA, though . . .
It has been fun to watch the amazingly great cast of the underrated
and cancelled “Perfect Couples” pop up in movies and TV.
We all knew Olivia
Munn was a star and she is on “Newsroom.” David Walton was on “New Girl.” Mary
Elizabeth Ellis was on “Happy Endings.” Kyle Bornhiemer was in “Breaking Bad.”
Hayes MacArthur has been in movies.
And now the awesome Christine Woods is in “Hello Ladies.”
One of the many great scenes in “PC” were Walton and Ellis’s
characters fighting –as usual - over their parents coming to their wedding.
Vance: “Your parents are probably excited. (Hick accent) “Garsh,
our little Amy is getting’ hitched. Oh, shoot, we may have to buy us some
Amy: “Maybe your mom will get drunk and accuse the valet of
stealing her sunglasses again. (Drunk lady voice) “Hey, whadya do wish my $500
dollar Chrisssstian Dior sunglasssssesss? Oh, they’re on my face.”
To paraphrase Don Henley, poop don’t float.