Thursday, November 21, 2019

In the Chargers' 24-17 loss to the Chiefs, did you see Phillip Rivers try to block? Bless his heart, he looked like Sean Spicer trying to dance on "Dancing with the Stars.”




During his helmet-slamming appeal, Myles Garrett accused Mason Rudolph of using a racial slur at him. It turns out it was almost as worse. Mason called Myles a Bengal.




My Chicago Bears have gone from a Super Bowl contender to an episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”





In the Chargers' 24-17 loss to the Chiefs, did you see Phillip Rivers try to block? Bless his heart, he looked like a Kardashian trying to spell.

In the Chargers' 24-17 loss to the Chiefs, did you see Phillip Rivers try to block? Bless his heart, he looked like Kendall Jenner trying to make change.





In Michigan, a man mistook his brother for a deer and shot him. (He's going to be OK) 

"Well, that is offensive. That guy is fat and ugly as hell," said the deer.




Monday:

9:00 AM: "After the helmet attack, I am done with NFL."

11:00 AM: "My Bears are toast, so I'm done."

2:00 PM: "It might be interesting to see how Mahomes's knee is."

3:00 PM: "I do still like Phillip Rivers."

4:30 PM: "When is this damn game going to start?”






In Michigan, a man mistook his brother for a deer and shot him. 

The shot brother is going to be OK, but this could make for an awkward Thanksgiving:

"Hey, brother, pass the venison. Oh, right, we don't have venison because you didn't shoot the deer, you shot me."








A good football ref is like a good waiter, they take charge and then you hardly know they're there.

The NFL ref's are like a waiter who knocks you out of your chair, eats your food and then goes home with your date.







"Ford v Ferarri" was #1 at the box office.

Not doing as well? "Prius v Mini Cooper.”







Turned on the end of the Steelers-Browns game and a Black Friday Walmart sale broke out.


Turned on the end of the Steelers-Browns game and a Taylor Swift break-up song broke out.

Monday, November 18, 2019

Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar (Live on SNL)



Great song and Styles is great. But that drummer, Sarah Jones, is hotter than a $5 pistol and tougher than a $2 steak. 

This band is tighter than Chris Christie's Speedo.