The Donald J. Trump Foundation admitted to the IRS it engaged in “self-dealing.” “Self-dealing” sounds suspiciously like what I was guilty of in high school
A Florida man was arrested for selling horse meat. When asked how he pleaded, he said, “Neigh Guilty.”
57-year-old Astronaut, Peggy Whitson, became the oldest woman in space. Peggy also set another record for complaining about her children not calling her.
Melania Trump announced, “Because I am a devoted mother, I’ll be staying in New York with my 10-year-old son, Barton. I mean Barron.”
Kanye West was admitted to a hospital after suffering exhaustion. The attending physician came up with a radically controversial treatment: a nap.
Kanye West was admitted to a hospital after what was first diagnosed as exhaustion. Turns out Kanye just had a severe case of hyper-extended egomania.
Donald Trump is said to be seriously considering Dr. Ben Carson for a cabinet position. Although Dr. Ben is said to be less interested in a cabinet position than a position on a reclining sofa.
Donald Trump said he is not going to follow through on his campaign pledge to investigate Hillary Clinton. Trump sent the good news to Hillary in an email, but it somehow got erased.
President Obama issued the Medal of Freedom award to 21 people including Bill and Melissa Gates, Tom Hanks, Michael Jordan and Bruce Springsteen. Here’s my question: did they even look at my video?
Donald Trump is considering Rick Perry as Sec. of Agriculture for three reasons: one, he was governor of Texas. Two, he used to farm cotton. And three, oh shoot. Oh well.
President Obama issued the Medal of Freedom award to 21 people including Bill and Melissa Gates, Tom Hanks, Michael Jordan and Bruce Springsteen. Here’s my question: why the Kato Kaelin snub?
