Mattel has made a Barbie that is wearing flats for the first time. When Barbie complained about the flats, Ken said; “Oh boo hoo, you don’t have heels. Try not having any genitals.”

The Denver Broncos have established a fart tax in their training center. They had to do something, it was bad. When Payton Manning used to yell Omaha, that meant to pull his finger.

The Denver Broncos have established a fart tax. They had to do something, it was bad. When Payton Manning used to yell Omaha, that meant to pull his finger.

The Denver Broncos have established a fart tax. They had to, it was bad. When Payton Manning was in the shotgun and he lifted his leg, it wasn’t to send the back in motion.

"Now batting for the Hoboken Moose Knuckles . . . "  

Walk-up song "Baby's Got Back" (And front) 

“50 Shades of Grey” author, E.L. James is writing a version of the book from the male perspective. It’s called “1 Damn Shade of Stupid Grey.”

After writing a male version of “50 Shades of Grey,” author, LL. James is going to write a gay male version called:  “50 Shades of Heyyyyyy.”

Queen - Another One Bites the Dust with lyrics

Rapper's Delight - The Sugarhill Gang (1979)

Is it just me, or are the bass lines and drums (rhythm section) awful similar?

Did you see the pictures of New Jersey Gov., Chris Christie, playing softball? It was the first softball game that was called due to excessive camel toe.

A study claims chimps can cook. When asked to cook a meal of tofu, kale and quinoa, the chimps said; “We’re chimps, not douche-bags.”

Giving a little Booty-Joy for the laaaaaaaaaaadies, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Four North Carolina students have made a fingernail polish that changes color if exposed to date rape drugs. More bad news for Bill Cosby.