Saturday, November 22, 2014

Harvard beat Yale Saturday, 31-24. But the real losers were the Harvard and Yale players who were trying to trash talk;
“Say, fellow combatant. Our score will be a significantly higher accumulation of points at the conclusion of this fray on the gridiron than your paltry total.”
“We shall smite you uncouth scoundrels.”
“You have neither the tenacity nor the skills to be victorious.”

Harvard beat Yale Saturday, 31-24. In football terms, this game is the equivalent of deciding which nerd gets turned down by less women for a date;

“Yay, I was only rejected thrice.”