British engineers have made a car that runs on human feces. It’s great, the car can never run out of gas, it just poops out on you.
But you have to use human feces, none of that low-octane dog poop, it will hurt the car’s performance.
Disney World is opening a resort for dogs. Finally, after exhausting all ways to drain every last dime from our kids, Disney has finally figured out a way to get to our money through our dogs.
Levi Johnston told “Variety” “It’s hard to figure me out.” Keep in mind, this is coming from a guy who finds condoms hard to figure out.
A British company has developed a car that runs on human feces. It gets over ten MPG’s. That’s Movements Per Gallon.
Supermodel Kate Moss is coming out with her own line of homemade jams. “I can’t wait to taste her cocaine and champagne jam” said nobody but Lindsay Lohan.
A man in New York was arrested for marinating his live cat in oil and peppers in his car trunk and he planned to cook the cat. He was charged with animal cruelty and operating a Korean restaurant out of his car without a license.
Justin Bieber has signed to be the celebrity spokesperson for the acne brand ProActive. Writing his memoirs while promoting a zit cream, is this a great country, or what?
Supermodel Kate Moss is coming out with her own line of homemade jams. I particularly like her flavors Narcissist Cinnamon and Anorexic Apple.
Justin Bieber has signed to be the celebrity spokesperson for the acne brand ProActive. No word yet on if he has a deal with Nike for the jock strap for boys whose testicles haven’t dropped yet.
More details emerging from the Jet Blue flight attendant who went ballistic. Apparently he picked up the intercom phone and screamed obscenities. And here I didn’t even know Mel Gibson’s ex-girlfriend was on the flight.
Male teachers in Wisconsin want the state to pay for their Viagra. It’s only fair, how else are they supposed to compete for sex with female teachers against teenage high school boys?