Madonna and O.J. Simpson are back in the news. Along with measles, polio and Nazis.
Madonna and O.J. Simpson are back in the news. Two people, despite their advancing years, who are still killing it.
Madonna is now wearing an eye patch.
"Tell that no-talent, old phony bitch to take that thing off," said pirates everywhere.
The tree Donald Trump planted for French President Macron died.
"Something Donald Trump did failed? That's hard to believe," said someone not aware of Trump's vodka line, meat company, football team, three casinos, university, three marriages, airline and Mexican resort.
Madonna is now wearing an eye patch.
Arrrrrrrrrrre you kidding me?
Madonna is now wearing an eye patch.
Because her faux English accent was not quite annoying enough, now she is mocking the sight-impaired.
O.J. Simpson is on Twitter.
He is following 55 people. He was following 57, but he killed two of them.
To say the details of the Kellen Winslow II rape trial are disturbing is to say Chernobyl was an operator glitch.
OJ Simpson is on Twitter. Hope he tweets well. As in,
"If the twit is not lit he must not submit."
“The category is, ‘Why you should not give your son your name.’”
"I'll take Kellen Winslow II for $500, Alex Trebek."
OJ Simpson is on Twitter.
What is a selfish, immoral sociopath egomaniac with zero writing skills who despises the press going to do on Twitter?
And besides Donald Trump, now OJ is on Twitter.
OJ Simpson is on Twitter.
He's a grammatically flawed, spelling-challenged selfish, immoral egomaniac. And besides Donald Trump, now OJ is on Twitter.
On the 25th anniversary of his wife's murder, OJ Simpson has joined Twitter.
And I hate to admit it, but so far he is killing it.
OJ Simpson is on Twitter.
He has a third-grade intellect, his grammar is awful, his spelling is worse and all he thinks about is himself. And that is how Donald Trump inspired OJ Simpson to join Twitter.
On the 25th anniversary of his wife's murder, OJ Simpson has joined Twitter.
He thought he would take a stab at it.
Bru McCoy, the star receiver who signed with USC and then went to Texas, has transferred back to USC again.
If he had been accepted to UCLA, would he have been a Bru in?
Bru McCoy, the five-star receiver who signed with USC and then bolted to Texas, has transferred back to USC again — all in a span of six months.
Something tells me Lori Loughlin had something to do with this. Bru is now on the USC rowing team.
Just having my first cup of coffee after five days without.
If heroin is better than this I now know why the words heroin and addict are synonymous.
"The Fashion Ball" posted photos of celebrities high school graduation pictures.
Now, I don't want to say Brad Pitt looked like a little girl, but R. Kelly saw it and wants to ask him out.
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Isn't that Chris Christie?
A paraplegic client of Michael Avenatti claims he stole $4 mil. from his settlement.
That guy is lucky Avenatti did not take his wheel chair.
A restaurant is serving a bacon cheeseburger with French fries in it and the buns are small pizzas.
They wanted to ask the chef how he did it, but he was in the hospital after having a heart attack making it.
During their live Stanley Cup celebration on NBC, the St. Louis Blues players said the F-word 11 times.
But the US Women's National soccer team gets criticized for celebrating after their World Cup goals.
Just pulled a stuck poop out of my dog's butt with a plastic bag on my hand. How is your day going so far?
During their live Stanley Cup celebration on NBC, the St. Louis Blues players said the F-word 11 times.
Now we know how they got the name Blues.
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Did he also meet with the Earl of Escargot?
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Did he also meet with the Bishop of Bass?
A guy whose live-tweet of a couple breaking-up on a plane has gone viral.
Poor Khloe Kardashian just cannot keep a boyfriend.
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Did he also meet with the Count of Catfish?
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Did he also meet with the Duke of Dolphins?
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Sounds fishy to me.
A Federal committee has asked Kellyanne Conway be removed from office for violating the Hatch Act.
Don't confuse the Hatch Act with the Mary Hatch Act. That is when a woman turns into an old maid because she did not marry George Bailey.
A Federal committee has asked Kellyanne Conway be removed from office for violating the Hatch Act.
Don't confuse the Hatch Act with the Mary Hatch Act. That is being arrested for singing "Buffalo Gals" while naked in a hydrangea bush.
During their Stanley Cup celebration on NBC, the St. Louis Blues players yelled the F word on live TV 11 times.
Is anybody surprised the Blues work blue?
The St. Louis Blues defeated the Boston Bruins to in the Stanley Cup.
Your heart has to go out for the people of Boston, they have not won a championship in 127 days.
A Federal committee has recommended Kellyanne Conway be removed from her office for violating the Hatch Act.
Most of us would settle for Kellyanne to be ordered to close her hatch.
Donald Trump continues to cry "No collusion."
Keep in mind, a couple of years ago, Trump thought collusion was what Melania had injected into her lips.
Since you asked:
Grilled some pretty awesome steaks last night. Here is what I did:
Step One: Get good steaks. These were prime rib-eyes with Wagoo-Like marbling.
They were expensive because they were for a special occasion. But cheaper cuts, like a hanger steak or flat-iron, work great too. Top sirloin can be a great meeting of quality and affordablity.
Step Two: Marinate them in 4/5th wine, 1/5th soy sauce. Last night was a perfect example of how marinating even top cuts of meat make them better. Six hour at least.
Step Three: Rub the steaks with sea salt, ground pepper, garlic powder and finely ground French roast coffee. Let them rest for a while. Ten minutes.
Step Four: Pour the marinade into a pan and reduce. Add thickener, like Wondra. Add mushroom sautéed in butter and soy sauce.
Step Five: Sear the steaks on high heat 2 1/2 minutes on each side. Remove from grill and let them rest for five minutes. Put them back on the grill on indirect heat with a 90 degree turn for cross marks. Five to seven minutes a side depending on the thickness of the steaks.
Step Six: Use an instant-read digital thermometer to see when they are at 130 degrees and then remove them.
Step Seven: This is key. Put butter on the steaks right when they come off the grill and let them rest for at least five minutes.
Step Eight. Cut into three-inch portions and serve with the mushroom reduction sauce slathered all over them.
Step Nine: Jump back, kiss yourself you so pretty.
Uptown Funk-US Ski Team Style
