How drunk was Tom Brady today? Later he texted Marjorie Taylor Greene "U up?"

In Louisiana, the Gorilla Glue girl is considering suing.

So are the three guys who are stuck to her hair.

 

This was my post on Thursday, 12/17/15, 8:00 AM.

Since you asked:

Kenan as Coz

Here is a quick example of (cough) genius at work:

"Saturday Night Live" Christmas skit.

Starring Kenan Thompson as Bill Cosby and Cicely Strong as a '60's babe. Duet to "Baby It's Cold Outside"

"Baby It's Cold Outside"

(I really can't stay) But, baby, it's cold outside

(I've got to go away) But, baby, it's cold outside

(This evening has been) Been hoping that you'd drop in

(So very nice) I'll hold your hands they're just like ice

(My mother will start to worry) Beautiful, what's your hurry

(My father will be pacing the floor) Listen to the fireplace roar

(So really I'd better scurry) Beautiful, please don't hurry

(Well, maybe just half a drink more) Put some records on while I pour

(The neighbors might think) Baby, it's bad out there

(Say what's in this drink?) No cabs to be had out there

(I wish I knew how) Your eyes are like starlight now

(To break this spell) I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell

(I ought to say no, no, no, sir) Mind if I move in closer

(At least I'm gonna say that I tried) What's the sense of hurting my pride

(I really can't stay) Baby, don't hold doubt

[Both] Baby, it's cold outside

And then Cicely slowly gets woozy and passes out. Kenan looks at the camera, rubs his hand and acts like Cosby about to eat a Philly cheesesteak. 

This stuff writes itself.

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This aired on 12/19/15

Or Google "Saturday Night Live" Bill Cosby "Baby It's Cold Outside" at 3:29.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFD75bZVTF4

At 3:29.