Harvard beat Yale Saturday, 31-24. These players are so smart, this is the only game where you can get a penalty for splitting an infinitive.

Harvard beat Yale Saturday, 31-24. Now, I don’t want to say players from these great schools do not play at high level, but this is the only game where their uniforms include pocket protectors.

Harvard beat Yale Saturday, 31-24. Now, I don’t want to say players from these great schools do not play at high level, but this is the only game where, instead of putting on a baseball hat when they take off their helmets, the put on a fedora.