Friday, January 10, 2020


Iran launched 20 long-range missiles at two US bases but did not hit any key targets.

We're calling it Operation New York Knicks.






A study claims the average man cries between 8 and 16 times a year.

Results may differ for men who watch the movie "Brian's Song.”






A Florida man was arrested for being naked and biting a police dog while high on meth. 

Or as being naked while biting a police dog while high on meth is also known: the Florida Trifecta.







Like the rest of the season, the Wild Card weekend was riddled with horrible calls by the NFL referees. 

The only way the NFL referees could be worse is if they also produced the movie “Cats."







The Seahawks beat the Eagles in the battle of the birds. 

There are five NFL teams with bird mascots. Six if you count the referees who are chickens to overturn bad calls.