The Great Race swordfight scene

This is the gayest scene in a movie neither called "Top Gun" nor involving man-on-man sex. Note the shaved and oiled Tony Curtis with the high-riding pants while sucking in his gut. In the scene before this, Curtis is "running" and actually skips with his boot-heel almost hitting his rear end. 

Sedagive, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?

Dennis Rodman has launched his own line of vodka. (Well, what could possibly go wrong with that?) This vodka is the opposite of tequila, the bottle is inside the worm.

In their “MNF” 34-7 win over the New Orleans Patriots, the Seattle Seahawks fans broke the decibel level at 136.6. To give you some idea, 136.6 is louder than New Jersey Gov., Chris Christie, at a pie auction.

Since you asked: 

To cut down on concussions and other injuries, the NFL has issued many new rules on tackling. No helmet-to-helmet hits; no spearing with the helmet; no tackling the quarterback above the shoulder pads; no tackling anybody at the knees; no tackling defenseless receivers; no horse-collar tackles.

And if you are lucky enough to tackle someone in the nine to eleven inches you are allowed, you must write a hand-written note of apology and or take them out someday soon for fierce Antiquing and some smart Appletinis. 

The Band - I Shall Be Released

Such a classy tribute

Seattle Seahawks fans break decibel record with 136.6; that is louder than the women on "The View" talking about Ryan Gosling.

Louder than Rob Ford at last call.

Louder than Al Roker at a pie auction.

Louder than Bruce Jenner at a Manolo Blahnik shoe sale.