Sedagive, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?
Dennis Rodman has launched his own line of vodka. (Well, what
could possibly go wrong with that?) This vodka is the opposite of tequila, the bottle
is inside the worm.
In their “MNF” 34-7 win over the New Orleans Patriots, the
Seattle Seahawks fans broke the decibel level at 136.6. To give you some idea,
136.6 is louder than New Jersey Gov., Chris Christie, at a pie auction.
To cut down on concussions and other injuries, the NFL has
issued many new rules on tackling. No helmet-to-helmet hits; no spearing with
the helmet; no tackling the quarterback above the shoulder pads; no tackling
anybody at the knees; no tackling defenseless receivers; no horse-collar
And if you are lucky enough to tackle someone in the nine to
eleven inches you are allowed, you must write a hand-written note of apology
and or take them out someday soon for fierce Antiquing and some smart Appletinis.