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The Green Bay Packers beat the Chicago Bears 10-3. Aaron Rodgers was listed as the winning pitcher.



Jeff Bridges is selling his Santa Barbara adjacent estate for $7.75 mil. 

When it comes to making a bid on the house, the Dude abides a bid.




Nicki Minaj tweeted she is retiring from singing.

In other equally important news, my dog pooped twice yesterday.





The NFL's new policy on calling all holding penalties made the Packer's 10-3 win over the Bears as exciting as a high school poetry reading.








The NFL launched their first game of their 100th anniversary between the Packers and the Bears, the Packers won 10-3.

There were so many punts and penalties the game seemed to take about 100 years.









The Green Bay Packers beat the Chicago Bears 10-3.

Both team's offenses were uglier than the Straight Pride Parade.






The NFL launched their first game of their 100th anniversary between the Packers and the Bears .

100 years ago the Bears beat the Packers in a comeback led by their quarterback, Larry King.






Melania Trump's bio has changed from claiming to have graduated from college to having "paused" her education.

Sort of like I paused my career as an NFL quarterback.

Ezekiel Elliott's new $90 mil. contract extension includes a payout for all domestic abuse cases to be named later.

It also includes a trademark of the description of Ezekiel as "An Ewok on Steroids."



Thanks to the NFL's new overly-strict holding rule, the Packer's 10-3 win over the Bears was as exciting as a Kardashian sister brain storming session.




Since you asked:

My older brother, John, rest in peace, had two seasons, allergies and colds. As a result, he was always clutching a drenched-in-snot hankerchief in his clammy hand. 

Once in the back seat of the Ford station wagon,  when I had a pea-sized stie on my right eyelid, he snapped that repulsive green-tinged damp rag right on my stye like a whip. Along with the blinding pain, my eye filled with hot, white puss. 

This summed up our relationship. 

The Green Bay Packers beat the Chicago Bears 10-3.

This game was uglier than Sarah Huckabee Sanders leading  the Straight Pride Parade.