Friday, April 26, 2019

Bonnie Raitt, Tracy Chapman, Jeff Beck and Beth Hart - "Sweet Home Chica...












"Time" magazine released their annual list of 100 Most Influential People.

Yes, I finally made it. I was in between Dr. Pimple Popper and Mike Diamond, the Smell-Good Plumber.










Benches clear in Chicago during Royals-White Sox game after Tim Anderson gets hit by pitch.

Baseball fights are hilarious. There are more guys holding other guys than an Adam Lambert concert on Valentine's Day.











Sarah Huckabee Sanders took her three kids to, "Take Your Children To Tell Lies At Work" Day.











Lara Trump said the worst thing Germany did was to accept immigrants.

And Lara does not think Germany has a chance to defend Winterfell from the Night King's White Walkers.











"Time" magazine released their annual list of 100 Most Influential People.  

And yes, I finally made it. I was right in-between Jussie Smollett and Progressive Insurance lady Flo's assistant, Jaimie.











Coachella caused a huge spike in reported herpes cases.

That Jussie Smollett cannot catch a single break.









Lara Trump is under criticism for saying the worst thing Germany ever did was accept immigrants. 

That and go against the White Walkers at Winterfell.









Coachella caused a huge spike in reported herpes cases.

The news just keeps getting worse for Olivia Jade Giannulli.













Joe Biden was endorsed by ex-Stormy Daniels attorney, Michael Avenatti. 

No word yet on who Harvey Weinstein and Bernie Madoff are behind.









Lara Trump is under criticism for saying the worst thing Germany ever did was accept immigrants. 

Lara went on to say besides, of course, the time the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor.












Donald Trump recommended a book by Utah Senator Mike Lee, "Our Lost Declaration."

That's like Stevie Wonder recommending a portrait artist.









Joe Biden is still groping for a campaign motto.









Joe Biden announces he is running for President and he is attacked by Donald Trump and Lara Trump. Then George Conway calls Trump "Deranged Donald."

It's like Thomas Jefferson versus John Adams all over again except if everyone was really stupid and mean.










The rumor of Prince William having an affair on Kate Middleton is false. The evidence the affair is not true is any picture of Kate and William.











Donald Trump insulted Joe Biden's intelligence on Twitter. George Conway called Trump "Deranged Donald" in a tweet.

Not exactly the Lincoln-Douglass debates, is it?









Joe Biden announced his bid for the presidency today. 
He decided not to announce on Wednesday. That would have been Hump Day.