Prince Harry is dating Emma Watson. No word on if Harry has Potter’d her yet.

Astronomers say a massive belch from a ravenous and giant hole could cause a cosmic wind so powerful it could change several galaxies. They’re calling this the Kanye Effect.

Investigators now say Bruce Jenner was distracted and following too fast in the Malibu car crash. Gosh, I wonder what a guy about to have a sex-change operation might be looking down at distractedly? Was he saying goodbye perhaps? 

A New Jersey language teacher, 35-year-old, Nicole DuFault, has been found guilty of having sex with six male high school students. My word, I couldn’t get six students to sign my yearbook.

In Florida, a naked woman on drugs stopped in an intersection and masturbated on the hood of a car. It is all part of her campaign to become the mayor of Orlando.

A 30-year-old Missouri mother was charged with having intercourse and oral sex with her son’s 12-year-old friend. She claims she was just invoking the Missouri motto of "The Show Me State."

A UN report claims the world can be saved from destruction through veganism. Yeah, I'm gonna go with world destruction.

A New Jersey language teacher, 35-year-old, Nicole DuFault, has been found guilty of having sex with six different 14 and 15-year-old male high school students. Normally language teachers conjugate verbs, not students.

Since the opening of “50 Shades of Grey” S&M has become more popular. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are into S&M. Only in their case it stands for Stupid & Moronic.

Major League Baseball has implemented rules that will speed up the game. Good news for New York Mets fans, you will be able to leave after a loss a lot earlier.

A UN report claim the world can be saved from destruction through veganism. How many are like me and would rather go with world destruction?