Not really sure how this is even possible, but I think the Houston Astros just stole my WiFi signal.







This just in: 

The Houston Astros have officially become the baseball subsidiary of the New England Patriots.






Green Bay will play San Francisco for the NFC Championship.

Green Bay and San Francisco are two very different towns. In Green Bay, there are parking spots right in front of the donut shop.

In San Francisco they ask, "What is a parking spot?" And, "What is a donut shop?"







Green Bay will play San Francisco for the NFC Championship.

Green Bay and San Francisco are two very different towns. 

In Green Bay, the closest thing to Bikram hot yoga is when someone scratches their foot in the YMCA steam room.







Green Bay will play San Francisco for the NFC Championship.

Green Bay and San Francisco are two very different towns.
 In Green Bay, the closest thing to sushi is right before the trout is deep fried.