Thursday, May 16, 2019




"He doesn't have to go to Rite Aid anymore." #OddThingsToSayAtAFuneral




In Denmark, a man running for Parliament placed an ad in PornHub. He thinks it could get him more campaign donations. In other words, it's worth a money shot.






Walmart announced they are raising prices due to the China tariffs. Let's see how Trump's base popularity does when the price of Lucky Beer and beer koozies go up.





Atty. Gen. William Barr joked to Nancy Pelosi: "Did you bring your handcuffs?” Which is fine, but Barr took it too far when he asked her to put a ball-gag on him and spank him like the dirty boy he is.






In his book, Lamar Odom said he is addicted to sex and has had sex with over 2,000 women mostly hookers and strippers. You know the fastest cure for sex addiction? Working at Starbucks. Nobody who works at Starbucks can be a sex addict.





A survey ranks he top 50 sexiest US accents. The two least sexy accents were Long Island and New Jersey. But it won't bother them, they'll probably fuhgettahbouutit.






In his new biography, Lamar Odom said he is addicted to sex and has had sex with over 2,000 women mostly hookers and strippers. You know how to cure sex addiction to hookers and strippers? Go broke.






People who named their babies Daenerys are upset by her "GOT" character's plot twist and feel betrayed. And people who named their baby Theon feel cut off.

 







A survey ranked the top 50 sexiest US accents. The sexiest accent was Texas. The least sexy. Whatever Sarah Huckabee Sanders's accent is.










Bruce Willis threw out the pitch at the Phillies game and one-hopped it to the catcher. And thus we witness the difference between action heroes and the actual people who play them.

The good news is he did not play the harmonica.








In Denmark, a politician running for Parliament put an ad on PornHub.That should get a rise out of his opponent.





Since you asked:


When I was watching my daughter's track meet, a young girl had her feet on the bleacher seat in front of her; When a nice older woman asked her, nicely, to move her feet so she could sit there, she was visibly put out. 

Yes, this is how awful this generation is.