Wally Saskatoons and the Barnyard Bag Pipers, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers 




Donald Trump blamed missing the misty cemetery ceremony on his Secret Service. The Secret Service said he was lying.

Donald Trump does not have an honest bone in his porn star's body.  




Melania Trump wants NSA top assistant, Mira Ricardel, fired. And Eric Trump wants Ricky Ricardo fired.

Apparently Melania wants Ricardel fired after a hissy fit Melania threw about a seat on a plane. Well that is certainly worth altering our National Security Agency positions




Donald Trump blamed missing the misty memorial service in France on the Secret Service. Today the Secret Service changed Trump's codename to Toadstool Sugar Panties.

The ultimate Donald Trump dilemma: seeing a pussy he wants to grab out in the rain.




Ohio police were led on a high-speed chase by an 11-year-old boy who stole his parents car because they took away his Playstation. Police have no choice but to extradite the boy and his family to Florida.