Michele Bachmann said she is asking god if she should run for the Senate. To which god said, "Didn't I just get rid of one of you nut jobs?"

We throw down O.S. to the O.G., Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers 

An English chef, Laura Goodman, has received death threats after she spiked a Vegan’s food with meat. So Vegans are OK with murdering people, just not eating animals? 

A book, "Fire and Fury," claims Donald Trump told Hope Hicks she was, “The finest piece of tail Corey Lewandowski ever had.”  Not exactly, “Give me liberty or give me death,” is it? 

Today is the fourth day of legal marijuana in California. In Hollywood, the only woman who was harassed was Little Debby for her snack cakes. 

One of the claims of the new Donald Trump book, “Fury and Fire,” is that Trump eats McDonalds to keep from being poisoned. That’s like using horse poop for a deodorant.

Michele Bachmann is asking god if she should run for the Senate. Remember the song “Bette Davis Eyes”? Michelle has Charlie Manson eyes. 

Scientists have developed an algorithm that detects sarcasm. And it is not true Eric Trump thinks algorithm is the disease that causes white people to dance badly.

We tried to ask Steve Bannon to comment about his accusation against Donald Trump Jr., but we were told he was taking his daily beauty nap. 

As of today, marijuana is legal in California. That is great news because the drivers in L.A. were not distracted enough by their cell phones and automatic weapons.

Paco Shipp Solo

Took many harmonica lessons from this great guy and great player, Paco Shipp. Best harmonica player I have ever seen along with Billy Branch, Charlie Musselwhite and Jason Ricci. Ricci, whom also gave me a lesson.

(And yes, I have seen John Popper and I am not including him because, like Eddie Van Halen on guitar, way too over-the-top)

Scientists have developed an algorithm that detects sarcasm. Kim Kardashian thinks algorithm is the disease that causes white people to dance badly.

Marijuana is now legal in California. Today, in Hollywood, women were only harassed to share their Cheetos.

As of the first of the year, marijuana is legal in California. As of the first of the year, riot police have had to been called in to bring order at In-N-Out Burgers.

As of today, marijuana is legal in California. That is great news because the drivers in L.A. were not distracted enough by their cell phones and automatic weapons.

If you watched the college bowl games, you heard the announcer’s new catch-term, “True Freshman.”  A True Freshman is a regular freshman who only cheats enough on exams to stay eligible for football.

An English chef is in trouble for bragging on Facebook about sneaking a Vegan a meat dish. What is even worse? She fed them English food. 

Alabama will play Georgia for the National Championship and is favored by 5 points. Roy Moore is going to bet big on Alabama. And guess what? His bookie is a Jew.  

Kim Jong Un threatened us the North Korean Nuclear Bomb Button is on his desk. Kim Jong Un can reach reach the button thanks to his North Korean booster seat.



Scientists have developed an algorithm that detects sarcasm. To which Eric Trump said, "Those are some huge bigly words."

As of today, smoking marijuana is legal here in California. In addition, as of today, smoking weed is now legal in California.

Lots of guys got Harvey Weinsteined on New Year's Eve. Harvey Weinsteined is when you're so drunk you think women are attracted to you no matter how fat and ugly you are.

Scentists invented an algorithm that can detect sarcasm.  The scientists then began work on an algorithm that can explain what an algorithm is to us dumb guys.

Lots of people suffering from a Kardashian Hangover. That is a hangover that flares up to remind you what a huge ass you made of yourself last night.

Scientists have made an algorithm that can detect sarcasm. How would we manage to live without these brilliant scientists inventing things that are so useful?

Lots people suffering today from a Caitlyn Jenner Hangover. Just when you think it's gone away, it comes back to remind you how annoying it is.