Can a brother get an old school woot, woot, woot, one time, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?



A British company has developed a car that runs on human waste. It will bring a whole new meaning to the term: a car crapping out on you.


A British company has developed a car that runs on human waste. When you’re low on fuel, instead of pulling into a gas station, you pull into a Taco Bell.



Golfer Phil Mickelson said he was suffering from a form of arthritis. Phil had stiffness in his joints. Not to be confused with Tiger Woods, he had stiffness in his joint.


The FDA has approved a new drug that prevents premature ejaculation. I think it’s called: Notsofastia.


The FDA has approved a new drug that prevents premature ejaculation. Don’t we already have this? It’s called: beer.


The FDA has approved a new drug that prevents premature ejaculation. To give you an idea how effective this is, this could make Louisville basketball coach, Rick Pitino, go from 15 seconds to an entire minute.

But is it really the men who suffer from premature ejaculation? They aren’t the ones who are complaining. It’s the women who, excuse me, get the short end of that stick.