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Louisville basketball coach, Rick Pitino, won his extortion case against a waitress he had sex with. One of the more embarrassing details to come out in the trial was Pitino and the waitress only had sex for 15 seconds. That barely gave Pitino enough time to dribble before he shot.
Mike Tyson said he used to have a bad cocaine addiction. Wow, a guy who decided it would be a good idea to get a face tattoo had a problem with drugs? What a shock.
New York City has a serious bed bug infestation. The New York bed bug infestation is so bad it is starting to scare away some of the cockroaches and rats.
First it was cockroaches, then lice, then rats, then raccoons and now bed bugs. And that’s just in Donald Trump’s hair.
One of the more embarrassing details to come out in the Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino extortion trial was Pitino and the waitress only had sex for 15 seconds. Brings a new ugly meaning to putting up a last second shot.
President Barack Obama turned 49 this week. Or at least that’s what his phony birth certificate says.
President Barack Obama turned 49 this week. To give you an idea how old that is, Justin Bieber will be starting on his fourth memoir by then.
12 Boy Scouts camped overnight in Times Square. The bad news? The next day five of them qualified for their pimp merit badge.
Alcohol consumption is at a 25-year high. But, don’t worry, that study was conducted before Lindsay Lohan was in jail, so it’s lower by now.
12 Boy Scouts camped overnight in Times Square. The next day they checked their traps and discovered they caught three hookers, a pimp and an Ohio Kiwanis conventioneer named Gus.
12 Boy Scouts camped overnight in Times Square. There was a touching moment when a homeless man offered to start their camp fire with his crack pipe.
A New Jersey couple who named their three kids after famous Nazis, including Adolf Hitler, lost custody of the kids. Kids, don’t think of it as being separated from your parents, think of it as escaping from two crazy people.
12 Boy Scouts camped overnight in Times Square. It was cute, they helped little old hookers cross the street.
One of the more embarrassing details to come out in the Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino extortion trial was Pitino and the waitress only had sex for 15 seconds. Oh, I’m sure rival Kentucky fans won’t exploit this:
“Hey Pitino, even a 30 second commercial takes 30 seconds.”
“Hey Pitino, how was your 15 seconds of fame?”
“Hey Pitino, how did it feel to beat the shot clock?”
Happy Birthday to Spice Girl Geri Halliway who turned 38. Halliway is known as Ginger Spice, but when she turns 40 she’ll have to change her name to Old Spice.
Applebee’s is now open until midnight. This is great news for all the old people who suddenly get the urge to blow on soup at 11:30 pm.
Since you asked:
As a Chicago Cubs fan living in San Diego it’s fun to watch the division leading Padres. The difference between watching a contender than a team 14 games behind, like the Cubs, is the difference between watching your wife paint your house versus watching your ex-wife painting her new husband’s house.
This how you can tell the season has been bad for the Chicago Cubs: about early August the announcers start talking about how wonderful it is to see a game at Wrigley Field regardless of the outcome.
Mike Tyson said he used to have a bad cocaine addiction. Wow, a guy who decided it would be a good idea to get a face tattoo had a problem with drugs? What a shock.
New York City has a serious bed bug infestation. The New York bed bug infestation is so bad it is starting to scare away some of the cockroaches and rats.
First it was cockroaches, then lice, then rats, then raccoons and now bed bugs. And that’s just in Donald Trump’s hair.
One of the more embarrassing details to come out in the Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino extortion trial was Pitino and the waitress only had sex for 15 seconds. Brings a new ugly meaning to putting up a last second shot.
President Barack Obama turned 49 this week. Or at least that’s what his phony birth certificate says.
President Barack Obama turned 49 this week. To give you an idea how old that is, Justin Bieber will be starting on his fourth memoir by then.
12 Boy Scouts camped overnight in Times Square. The bad news? The next day five of them qualified for their pimp merit badge.
Alcohol consumption is at a 25-year high. But, don’t worry, that study was conducted before Lindsay Lohan was in jail, so it’s lower by now.
12 Boy Scouts camped overnight in Times Square. The next day they checked their traps and discovered they caught three hookers, a pimp and an Ohio Kiwanis conventioneer named Gus.
12 Boy Scouts camped overnight in Times Square. There was a touching moment when a homeless man offered to start their camp fire with his crack pipe.
A New Jersey couple who named their three kids after famous Nazis, including Adolf Hitler, lost custody of the kids. Kids, don’t think of it as being separated from your parents, think of it as escaping from two crazy people.
12 Boy Scouts camped overnight in Times Square. It was cute, they helped little old hookers cross the street.
One of the more embarrassing details to come out in the Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino extortion trial was Pitino and the waitress only had sex for 15 seconds. Oh, I’m sure rival Kentucky fans won’t exploit this:
“Hey Pitino, even a 30 second commercial takes 30 seconds.”
“Hey Pitino, how was your 15 seconds of fame?”
“Hey Pitino, how did it feel to beat the shot clock?”
Happy Birthday to Spice Girl Geri Halliway who turned 38. Halliway is known as Ginger Spice, but when she turns 40 she’ll have to change her name to Old Spice.
Applebee’s is now open until midnight. This is great news for all the old people who suddenly get the urge to blow on soup at 11:30 pm.
Since you asked:
As a Chicago Cubs fan living in San Diego it’s fun to watch the division leading Padres. The difference between watching a contender than a team 14 games behind, like the Cubs, is the difference between watching your wife paint your house versus watching your ex-wife painting her new husband’s house.
This how you can tell the season has been bad for the Chicago Cubs: about early August the announcers start talking about how wonderful it is to see a game at Wrigley Field regardless of the outcome.
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