Thursday, October 04, 2018

Maya Gabeira set the women's world record for riding the biggest wave at 68 feet. Of course the wave claimed it was really 100 feet.

Tuesday, October 02, 2018

During the Chiefs win over the Broncos, an official, whose only job is to watch the play clock, blew a call on the play clock. 

That's like getting hired for a job and the only requirement is to not wear a blue hat and showing up in a blue hat.

In Minnesota's loss to the Rams, Viking long snapper Kevin McDermott lost the tip of his pinky finger, got it sewn-up and kept playing. Soccer players leave on a stretcher if their man-bun comes undone.

After a 162 game season, the Chicago Cubs have to play two win-or-die games to make the playoffs. That's like having all summer to do your science project and showing up to school with twig with a leaf on it.

Donald Trump insulted a female reporter by saying she never thinks. That is like having Eric Trump tell you you never do quantum physics.

Monday, October 01, 2018

Marvin Gaye - Inner City Blues (Make Me Wanna Holler)

Oh, make me want to holler, throw up both my hands, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

In France, a runaway horse galloped into a bar. Nobody was hurt, but ten comedians had to be treated for severe over-excitement.

The horse ran out so fast, the bartender did not have time to ask him, “Why the long face?”

The horse stopped in the bar to play quarters. Why? He is a quarter horse.

In France, a runaway horse galloped into a bar. Nobody was hurt, but a priest, a rabbi and a minister all spilled their drinks.