Oh, make me want to holler, throw up both my hands, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers



In France, a runaway horse galloped into a bar. Nobody was hurt, but ten comedians had to be treated for severe over-excitement.

The horse ran out so fast, the bartender did not have time to ask him, “Why the long face?”

The horse stopped in the bar to play quarters. Why? He is a quarter horse.

In France, a runaway horse galloped into a bar. Nobody was hurt, but a priest, a rabbi and a minister all spilled their drinks.