Just having my first cup of coffee after five days without.
If heroin is better than this I now know why the words heroin and addict are synonymous.
"The Fashion Ball" posted photos of celebrities high school graduation pictures.
Now, I don't want to say Brad Pitt looked like a little girl, but R. Kelly saw it and wants to ask him out.
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Isn't that Chris Christie?
A paraplegic client of Michael Avenatti claims he stole $4 mil. from his settlement.
That guy is lucky Avenatti did not take his wheel chair.
A restaurant is serving a bacon cheeseburger with French fries in it and the buns are small pizzas.
They wanted to ask the chef how he did it, but he was in the hospital after having a heart attack making it.
During their live Stanley Cup celebration on NBC, the St. Louis Blues players said the F-word 11 times.
But the US Women's National soccer team gets criticized for celebrating after their World Cup goals.
Just pulled a stuck poop out of my dog's butt with a plastic bag on my hand. How is your day going so far?
During their live Stanley Cup celebration on NBC, the St. Louis Blues players said the F-word 11 times.
Now we know how they got the name Blues.
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Did he also meet with the Earl of Escargot?
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Did he also meet with the Bishop of Bass?
A guy whose live-tweet of a couple breaking-up on a plane has gone viral.
Poor Khloe Kardashian just cannot keep a boyfriend.
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Did he also meet with the Count of Catfish?
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Did he also meet with the Duke of Dolphins?
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Sounds fishy to me.
A Federal committee has asked Kellyanne Conway be removed from office for violating the Hatch Act.
Don't confuse the Hatch Act with the Mary Hatch Act. That is when a woman turns into an old maid because she did not marry George Bailey.
A Federal committee has asked Kellyanne Conway be removed from office for violating the Hatch Act.
Don't confuse the Hatch Act with the Mary Hatch Act. That is being arrested for singing "Buffalo Gals" while naked in a hydrangea bush.
During their Stanley Cup celebration on NBC, the St. Louis Blues players yelled the F word on live TV 11 times.
Is anybody surprised the Blues work blue?
The St. Louis Blues defeated the Boston Bruins to in the Stanley Cup.
Your heart has to go out for the people of Boston, they have not won a championship in 127 days.
A Federal committee has recommended Kellyanne Conway be removed from her office for violating the Hatch Act.
Most of us would settle for Kellyanne to be ordered to close her hatch.
Donald Trump continues to cry "No collusion."
Keep in mind, a couple of years ago, Trump thought collusion was what Melania had injected into her lips.
Since you asked:
Grilled some pretty awesome steaks last night. Here is what I did:
Step One: Get good steaks. These were prime rib-eyes with Wagoo-Like marbling.
They were expensive because they were for a special occasion. But cheaper cuts, like a hanger steak or flat-iron, work great too. Top sirloin can be a great meeting of quality and affordablity.
Step Two: Marinate them in 4/5th wine, 1/5th soy sauce. Last night was a perfect example of how marinating even top cuts of meat make them better. Six hour at least.
Step Three: Rub the steaks with sea salt, ground pepper, garlic powder and finely ground French roast coffee. Let them rest for a while. Ten minutes.
Step Four: Pour the marinade into a pan and reduce. Add thickener, like Wondra. Add mushroom sautéed in butter and soy sauce.
Step Five: Sear the steaks on high heat 2 1/2 minutes on each side. Remove from grill and let them rest for five minutes. Put them back on the grill on indirect heat with a 90 degree turn for cross marks. Five to seven minutes a side depending on the thickness of the steaks.
Step Six: Use an instant-read digital thermometer to see when they are at 130 degrees and then remove them.
Step Seven: This is key. Put butter on the steaks right when they come off the grill and let them rest for at least five minutes.
Step Eight. Cut into three-inch portions and serve with the mushroom reduction sauce slathered all over them.
Step Nine: Jump back, kiss yourself you so pretty.
If heroin is better than this I now know why the words heroin and addict are synonymous.
"The Fashion Ball" posted photos of celebrities high school graduation pictures.
Now, I don't want to say Brad Pitt looked like a little girl, but R. Kelly saw it and wants to ask him out.
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Isn't that Chris Christie?
A paraplegic client of Michael Avenatti claims he stole $4 mil. from his settlement.
That guy is lucky Avenatti did not take his wheel chair.
A restaurant is serving a bacon cheeseburger with French fries in it and the buns are small pizzas.
They wanted to ask the chef how he did it, but he was in the hospital after having a heart attack making it.
During their live Stanley Cup celebration on NBC, the St. Louis Blues players said the F-word 11 times.
But the US Women's National soccer team gets criticized for celebrating after their World Cup goals.
Just pulled a stuck poop out of my dog's butt with a plastic bag on my hand. How is your day going so far?
During their live Stanley Cup celebration on NBC, the St. Louis Blues players said the F-word 11 times.
Now we know how they got the name Blues.
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Did he also meet with the Earl of Escargot?
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Did he also meet with the Bishop of Bass?
A guy whose live-tweet of a couple breaking-up on a plane has gone viral.
Poor Khloe Kardashian just cannot keep a boyfriend.
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Did he also meet with the Count of Catfish?
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Did he also meet with the Duke of Dolphins?
Donald Trump tweeted he met with the Prince of Whales.
Sounds fishy to me.
A Federal committee has asked Kellyanne Conway be removed from office for violating the Hatch Act.
Don't confuse the Hatch Act with the Mary Hatch Act. That is when a woman turns into an old maid because she did not marry George Bailey.
A Federal committee has asked Kellyanne Conway be removed from office for violating the Hatch Act.
Don't confuse the Hatch Act with the Mary Hatch Act. That is being arrested for singing "Buffalo Gals" while naked in a hydrangea bush.
During their Stanley Cup celebration on NBC, the St. Louis Blues players yelled the F word on live TV 11 times.
Is anybody surprised the Blues work blue?
The St. Louis Blues defeated the Boston Bruins to in the Stanley Cup.
Your heart has to go out for the people of Boston, they have not won a championship in 127 days.
A Federal committee has recommended Kellyanne Conway be removed from her office for violating the Hatch Act.
Most of us would settle for Kellyanne to be ordered to close her hatch.
Donald Trump continues to cry "No collusion."
Keep in mind, a couple of years ago, Trump thought collusion was what Melania had injected into her lips.
Since you asked:
Grilled some pretty awesome steaks last night. Here is what I did:
Step One: Get good steaks. These were prime rib-eyes with Wagoo-Like marbling.
They were expensive because they were for a special occasion. But cheaper cuts, like a hanger steak or flat-iron, work great too. Top sirloin can be a great meeting of quality and affordablity.
Step Two: Marinate them in 4/5th wine, 1/5th soy sauce. Last night was a perfect example of how marinating even top cuts of meat make them better. Six hour at least.
Step Three: Rub the steaks with sea salt, ground pepper, garlic powder and finely ground French roast coffee. Let them rest for a while. Ten minutes.
Step Four: Pour the marinade into a pan and reduce. Add thickener, like Wondra. Add mushroom sautéed in butter and soy sauce.
Step Five: Sear the steaks on high heat 2 1/2 minutes on each side. Remove from grill and let them rest for five minutes. Put them back on the grill on indirect heat with a 90 degree turn for cross marks. Five to seven minutes a side depending on the thickness of the steaks.
Step Six: Use an instant-read digital thermometer to see when they are at 130 degrees and then remove them.
Step Seven: This is key. Put butter on the steaks right when they come off the grill and let them rest for at least five minutes.
Step Eight. Cut into three-inch portions and serve with the mushroom reduction sauce slathered all over them.
Step Nine: Jump back, kiss yourself you so pretty.
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