Madonna and O.J. Simpson are back in the news. Along with measles, polio and Nazis.







Madonna and O.J. Simpson are back in the news. Two people, despite their advancing years, who are still killing it.







Madonna is now wearing an eye patch.

"Tell that no-talent, old phony bitch to take that thing off," said pirates everywhere.







The tree Donald Trump planted for French President Macron died.

"Something Donald Trump did failed? That's hard to believe," said someone not aware of Trump's vodka line, meat company, football team, three casinos, university, three marriages, airline and Mexican resort.







Madonna is now wearing an eye patch.

Arrrrrrrrrrre you kidding me?








Madonna is now wearing an eye patch.

Because her faux English accent was not quite annoying enough, now she is mocking the sight-impaired.




O.J. Simpson is on Twitter.

He is following 55 people. He was following 57, but he killed two of them.








To say the details of the Kellen Winslow II rape trial are disturbing is to say Chernobyl was an operator glitch.






OJ Simpson is on Twitter. Hope he tweets well. As in, 

"If the twit is not lit he must not submit."







“The category is, ‘Why you should not give your son your name.’”

"I'll take Kellen Winslow II for $500, Alex Trebek."



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OJ Simpson is on Twitter.

What is a selfish, immoral sociopath egomaniac with zero writing skills who despises the press going to do on Twitter? 

And besides Donald Trump, now OJ is on Twitter.







OJ Simpson is on Twitter.

He's a grammatically flawed, spelling-challenged selfish, immoral egomaniac. And besides Donald Trump, now OJ is on Twitter.








On the 25th anniversary of his wife's murder, OJ Simpson has joined Twitter.

And I hate to admit it, but so far he is killing it.






OJ Simpson is on Twitter.

He has a third-grade intellect, his grammar is awful, his spelling is worse and all he thinks about is himself. And that is how Donald Trump inspired OJ Simpson to join Twitter.







On the 25th anniversary of his wife's murder, OJ Simpson has joined Twitter.

He thought he would take a stab at it.








Bru McCoy, the star receiver who signed with USC and then went to Texas, has transferred back to USC again.

If he had been accepted to UCLA, would he have been a Bru in?








Bru McCoy, the five-star receiver who signed with USC and then bolted to Texas, has transferred back to USC again — all in a span of six months.

Something tells me Lori Loughlin had something to do with this. Bru is now on the USC rowing team.