In Pennsylvania, a bunch of skinny little Vegan PETA members decided it would be a good idea to protest a biker gang party and protest their wearing leather.  

The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals is a great and important group. PETA are a bunch of out-of-touch Vegan ass-munchers with too much time on their hands. PETA actually protested when President Obama swatted a fly during a televised speech.

Now nobody cares if a bunch of a-holes throw red paint on the fur of a bunch of rich beyatches. I am neither a fan of PETA nor people who wear fur.

But how stupid do you have to be to throw balloons filled with fake blood on a bunch of drunk motorcycle riders? Several PETA members were duct-taped to a tree and repeatedly urinated on. They were held down and intestinal gas was passed on there heads. Others were force-fed hot dogs. One was taped to the inside of a fast food dumpster.

When questioned about these charges, one of the top bikers said the charges were ludicrous. Yes, they, the PETA protestors, were rude and shouted bad names and vandalized their clothes with balloons filled with red dye, but the biker said they, the PETA protestors, were cordially invited to join the party and participate in their rather rigorous initiation traditions.

Score a big one for the bikers, PETA zero.

Spoiler update. Turned out this was a hoax for a satire site. Shoot. Still don't like PETA, though . . . 

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It has been fun to watch the amazingly great cast of the underrated and cancelled “Perfect Couples” pop up in movies and TV. 

We all knew Olivia Munn was a star and she is on “Newsroom.” David Walton was on “New Girl.” Mary Elizabeth Ellis was on “Happy Endings.” Kyle Bornhiemer was in “Breaking Bad.” Hayes MacArthur has been in movies.

And now the awesome Christine Woods is in “Hello Ladies.”

One of the many great scenes in “PC” were Walton and Ellis’s characters fighting –as usual - over their parents coming to their wedding.

Vance: “Your parents are probably excited. (Hick accent) “Garsh, our little Amy is getting’ hitched. Oh, shoot, we may have to buy us some shooooooooooes.”

Amy: “Maybe your mom will get drunk and accuse the valet of stealing her sunglasses again. (Drunk lady voice) “Hey, whadya do wish my $500 dollar Chrisssstian Dior sunglasssssesss? Oh, they’re on my face.”

To paraphrase Don Henley, poop don’t float.