Sunday, August 11, 2002

Update, Slatterns and Ranchers

It turns out somebody already has the name Vin Diesel. (Man, what are the odds?) So you can call me Din Viesel.

Grovin' on a Sunday Afternoon, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

The L.A. Times claims that President Bush despises trial lawyers. When asked if he entered a room with a gun with only one bullet and found Osama bin Laden and a lawyer, would it be a dilemma? Bush replied, “Depends. Is this Dilemma person a personal injury lawyer?”

Nahh, just kidding. He didn't say that. But man, I cannot blame Bush. It is so fun to beat up on lawyers. It is tough to pick a favorite whipping boy, lawyers, terrorists or the French. And how about this accused terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui? He is French, a terrorist, and now that he is defending himself on trial, he is also lawyer. The guy hit the trifecta. Now if he would just become engaged to Anna Nicole Smith, I could pass out a happy comedy writer.