Sunday, August 11, 2002

Grovin' on a Sunday Afternoon, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

The L.A. Times claims that President Bush despises trial lawyers. When asked if he entered a room with a gun with only one bullet and found Osama bin Laden and a lawyer, would it be a dilemma? Bush replied, “Depends. Is this Dilemma person a personal injury lawyer?”

Nahh, just kidding. He didn't say that. But man, I cannot blame Bush. It is so fun to beat up on lawyers. It is tough to pick a favorite whipping boy, lawyers, terrorists or the French. And how about this accused terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui? He is French, a terrorist, and now that he is defending himself on trial, he is also lawyer. The guy hit the trifecta. Now if he would just become engaged to Anna Nicole Smith, I could pass out a happy comedy writer.