Notre Dame’s Jewel Lloyd was picked #1 in the WNBA draft. That is shocking. That is unbelievable. There is still a WNBA? How is that possible?

Hillary Clinton popped into an Ohio Chipotle unannounced. Hillary then ordered the “Blatant Hispanic Vote Suck-up Burrito.”

Hillary Clinton popped into an Ohio Chipotle unannounced. But her stunt to look normal backfired because Hillary failed to leave a tip in the tip jar. As usual Hillary claimed she left her wallet in her other pantsuit.

I'm not sure it was a good move for Hillary Clinton to go to Chipotle. Chipotle is the Spanish word for Cankles. 

Been a Kris Bryant fan since he was at USD. But his Chicago Cubs debut was rough. 0-4, three strikeouts and a weak ground out to third with runners on. The Polish Army had a better debut in WWII.

Since you asked:

Hillary is so much fun. The woman does not have a genuine bone in her body. When she did give an almost genuine response to a question abut her naked ambition, Hillary launched into her, "I could have been a housewife who stayed home and baked cookies." 

The next day, after housewives wanted to burn her at the stake, she showed up at a press conference with a plate of freshly baked cookies.

That is how stupid Hillary thinks normal people are. 

Hillary is right, we need a woman President. Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher, Indira Ghandi, Isabel Peron. Women have proven to be great leaders of countries. 

It just won't be Hillary. But I am so glad she is campaigning. As a comedy writer.