Monday, December 16, 2019

The bat that Babe Ruth hit his 500th homer with sold at auction for $1 million. 

In a related story, all of the Detroit Tiger's bats sold for a six-pack of Lucky beer and a Chipotle burrito.

After their last game in Oakland, the Raider fans in the Black Hole booed the players and started a small riot.

"This is shockingly unusual bad behavior on the part of Raiders fans," said nobody ever.