Friday, December 14, 2018

The comet, Wirtanen, is coming within 7.1 million miles of earth. And Wirtanen has turned down the White House Chief of Staff job.

Chris Christie did not want the Chief of Staff job. It most not have included donuts. 

A man who worked on "Celebrity Apprentice" said Donald Trump was addicted to snorting Adderall. 

That is ridiculous. If Trump was addicted to speed he would sniff all the time, slur his words, Tweet at 3:00 am, oh . . . my  . . . god.

Thursday, December 13, 2018

Melania Trump is now blonde. In fact, I think the exact hair color name is "Hella White Trash #6."

Melania Trump is a blonde now. And it is true, blondes have more fun. In fact, if Melania has any more fun, Donald Trump will have to pay her $130,000.

Melania Trump complained about opportunists, like comedians, using her name to make money. 

Using her name is bad. Not as bad as what former escorts, like Melania, used to make money. But bad.

Green Bay's Aaron Rodgers is not speaking to his family. Rodgers got his coach, Mike McCarthy, fired.

Rodgers also broke up with Olivia Munn, who is on video discussing her love of giving oral sex. If Rodgers cannot get along with Munn, he can't get along with anyone.

Seriously? The guy in charge of paying off a "Playboy" bunny for Donald Trump is named David Pecker?

Was the name Carl Boner already taken?

Sarah Huckabee Sanders said her legacy will be honesty and transparency. 

This just in: The White House Communications Director has no idea what the words legacy, honesty or transparency actually mean.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders said she hopes she'll be remembered for being transparent and honest. 

Sarah will be remembered for transparency and honesty the way Bill Cosby will be remembered for dating etiquette.

Since you asked:

It takes a really smart actor to play a stupid one. And it takes a really stupid actor to think they can play a smart one.

Donald Trump is proof of that.

Monday, December 10, 2018

James Taylor - "You Can Close Your Eyes"

I've only said a few wise things in my life. One of them is a good song makes you feel sad when it is over. This song, through many tears, helped me get through my mother's death.