Saturday, March 07, 2015

The San Diego Chargers are making a play to get Detroit Lion, Ndamukong Suh. Or as John Travolta calls Ndamukong Suh, Donkeykong Bazoo.

The San Diego Chargers are making a play to get Detroit Lion, Ndamukong Suh. Apparently they want to make San Diego Suh’s new stomping grounds.

Since you asked:

Now that Harrison Ford is going to be OK, some questions about his plane crash have popped up. Like why was he flying in a WWII plane?  Gosh, a 70-year-old plane engine, what could possibly go wrong?

Yes, he is Hans Solo and Indiana Jones, so the normal rules do not apply. But who lets a 72-year-old grandfather fly in a 70-year-old plane? New rule. Nobody over 30 can fly a plane that is almost as old as they are. 

Friday, March 06, 2015

2015 has started off as a wild year. Two llamas escape, nobody can agree on the colors of a dress and Harrison Ford has hit more fairways than Tiger Woods.

A video shows CNN’s Anderson Cooper risking his life to snatch up and whisk away a young Haitian boy caught in gun crossfire. It was so brave, even Brian Williams can’t embellish it.

A new study claims drinking one glass of wine is the equivalent of spending one hour in the gym. In a related story, Kathy Lee Gifford just broke the world record in the Decathlon.

Kim Kardashian was “People” magazine’s guest editor last week. Which explains why it was “People” magazine’s first pop-up issue.

Kim didn’t get paid much up front, her deal was heavy on the backend. 
The bad news is Harrison Ford crashed his plane on a golf course and had to go to the hospital. The good news is he is going to be fine and he landed in the fairway, which is more than Tiger Woods can do.

The Seattle Seahawks have reached a deal with running back Marshawn Lynch. And here I was afraid they would pass on it.

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Thursday, March 05, 2015

This just in: Harrison Ford crash-lands on a golf course. He is still doing better on a golf course than Tiger Woods. 

A Delta flight from Atlanta to New York skidded off the snowy runway at La Guardia airport. It went off course and crashed so fast it was named an honorary New York Jet.

In Paris, Kim Kardshian revealed she is now a platinum blonde. When she went blonde, Kim’s IQ dropped even lower from “Let’s name our child North West” down to “Let’s have Bruce Jenner drive us to the airport.”