Thursday, September 20, 2012

We have no context to process the optimization of the dynamic integration of the actionable and substantive initiative instigated, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

American Airlines JFK flight delayed four hours due to bickering by the flight attendants. Passengers charged $200  Conflict Resolution Seminar Fee.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Oh to the no to the hell no now, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Lamborghini is facing a major recall. This is the worst news for guys with little penises since women said size does matter.

Lindsay Lohan has been arrested for leaving the scene of an accident. The accident was her career.

It is the second week of the NFL replacement refs and they are getting worse; there was that really embarrassing time the one ref called a receiver out at home plate.

Mitt Romney was in Los Angeles for a fundraiser. It was wild, when he was in Hollywood he landed the part of Dr. Dash Riprock on “General Hospital.”

In Seattle, over 70,000 video game enthusiasts attend the Penny Arcade Expo; or as the Seattle hookers call it: a week off.

It is the second week of the NFL replacement refs and they are getting worse; it is so bad, Sunday in the Chicago Bear game, one ref actually blew his whistle before QB Jay Cutler got sacked. 

Since you asked:
A study says Californians do have an accent. 

No duh.

Santa Barbarians most definitely have an accent. It is the exact same accent Fess Parker had. Just a classy, subtle whiff of a Western accent.  

It is the accent I get when after I have just SUP surfed on a beautiful day, taken my first taste of fresh salsa on a hot corn chip and washed it down with a frosty, salty margarita. The words killer, bitchin', totally, gnarly, stoked, jacked and awesome just seem to flow out.

Like the Californians skit on "Saturday Night Live."

"It's like, I took the 5 North of the 805 merge to Genesse, South to La Jolla Shores. What errrrrr youuuuuu doin' herrrrrrrre? "  

Tom Waits - Martha (album version)

These NFL replacement refs are getting worse and worse; like the time Sunday when a ref called a receiver out at home plate.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Tom Waits - (Looking for) The heart of Saturday night, Austin 20-03-1999

Monday, September 17, 2012

Tom Waits - Looking for the heart of saturday night (Live)

Tom Waits was a rebel-hipster way before any of you poop-sticks wore a stanky wool hat and a thumb ring