Just got my first vaccine shot.
Nobody has been this excited over a little prick since Kimberly Guilfoyle started dating Donald Trump Jr.
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Just got my first vaccine shot.
Nobody has been this excited over a little prick since Kimberly Guilfoyle started dating Donald Trump Jr.
Here is an update to the horrible virus that has killed over 500,000 people in the U.S:
A few days ago, he crashed a Mar-as-Lago wedding to give a whiny 15-minute rant on the rigged election.
Discredit and Smear
Meghan Markle is not speaking to the Royal Family and claims one of them, whom she did not name, is racist and tried to discredit her and smear her.
Meghan Markle is not speaking to her family and claims her father, Thomas, and half-sister, Samantha, are trying to discredit her and smear her.
Meghan Markle denies the claims of ten palace staff members who all accuse her of bullying saying they are all trying to discredit her and smear her.
Meghan Markle accused Kate Middleton of lying about making her, Meghan, cry in order to discredit her and smear her. (But Meghan forgives her)
Meghan Markle repeatedly accused the British press of trying to discredit her and smear her.
Add to the list of people trying to discredit Meghan Markle the Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, who denied Meghan’s claim of a private wedding in the backyard, and Diana’s biographer, Andrew Morton, who flatly denied Meghan’s claim of receiving no mental health support at the palace.
That is quite a myriad of disparate people all trying to discredit and smear Meghan Markle.
Two of Andrew Cuomo's repeated ploys with women were to request help with his cell phone or to ask their opinion about sex with older men.
And you thought the New York Jets had no game?
In Louisiana, the Gorilla Glue girl is considering suing.
So are the three guys who are stuck to her hair.
This was my post on Thursday, 12/17/15, 8:00 AM.
Since you asked:
Kenan as Coz
Here is a quick example of (cough) genius at work:
"Saturday Night Live" Christmas skit.
Starring Kenan Thompson as Bill Cosby and Cicely Strong as a '60's babe. Duet to "Baby It's Cold Outside"
"Baby It's Cold Outside"
(I really can't stay) But, baby, it's cold outside
(I've got to go away) But, baby, it's cold outside
(This evening has been) Been hoping that you'd drop in
(So very nice) I'll hold your hands they're just like ice
(My mother will start to worry) Beautiful, what's your hurry
(My father will be pacing the floor) Listen to the fireplace roar
(So really I'd better scurry) Beautiful, please don't hurry
(Well, maybe just half a drink more) Put some records on while I pour
(The neighbors might think) Baby, it's bad out there
(Say what's in this drink?) No cabs to be had out there
(I wish I knew how) Your eyes are like starlight now
(To break this spell) I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
(I ought to say no, no, no, sir) Mind if I move in closer
(At least I'm gonna say that I tried) What's the sense of hurting my pride
(I really can't stay) Baby, don't hold doubt
[Both] Baby, it's cold outside
And then Cicely slowly gets woozy and passes out. Kenan looks at the camera, rubs his hand and acts like Cosby about to eat a Philly cheesesteak.
This stuff writes itself.
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This aired on 12/19/15
Or Google "Saturday Night Live" Bill Cosby "Baby It's Cold Outside" at 3:29.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFD75bZVTF4
At 3:29.
https://lalatv.tv/cat/documentary/video/prelude-to-glory-the-decathlon?fbclid=IwAR3kg6cC1pYxux1ssCuCYEPB4rkoHa5PtUQHehnkPV5DRlwoS5U07DxmqkI