We gonna ho down with the down ho’s this four-o-Julilly, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Mon Dieu
Scientists say a really bad sense of smell may be the first symptom of Alzheimer’s. Don’t confuse this with a sense of smelling really bad, that’s the first symptom that you’re French.

Paris to the rescue
This 4th of July is the famous Nathan’s hot dog eating contest with the record set by Takeru Kobayashi at 52 hot dogs with buns in 12 minutes. Paris Hilton got out of jail just in time, that wiener swallowing record is going down.

Doooo not go in there. Whew.
On July 4th Nathan's hot dog eating contest, the record to beat is 52 hot dogs and buns in 12 minutes. The winner gets a carton of toilet paper, a box of candles with matches and a case of Lysol for their bathroom on July 5th.


Uh, no sir, that's not, oh forget it
Is everyone excited about the fourth of July? It was a little awkward, when asked what his plans are for the 4th of July, President Bush said; “It seems the fourth of July came early this year.”

Oops
During the Lobster summit in Maine where President Bush was trying to establish rapport with Russian President Vladimir Putin, there was an awkward moment when Bush asked Putin; “So how do the Russians celebrate the Fourth of July?”.