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Spice rack
The rumor is the Spice Girls are trying to get back together but it will be hard. Not nearly as hard as trying to get the Spice Girls fans back to together, but hard.
The rumor is the Spice Girls are trying to get back together but it will be hard. The Spice Girls are not spring chickens. Their nicknames have changed from Sporty, Baby, Scary, Ginger and Posh to Tired, Cranky, Grumpy, Hot-Flashy and Saggy.
Look for the older Spice Girl’s new single; “You Punks Get Off My Lawn.”
At this age can they still be called the Spice Girls? Shouldn’t it be the Spice Geezers?
AD something or other
Paris Hilton disclosed she has attention deficit disorder. Or as Paris calls it: Attention deficit, oh look, that’s hot.”
Paris Hilton disclosed she has attention deficit disorder. Did you hear about the poor guy who has dyslexia and Tourette syndrome? He keeps shouting out “Mow ble,”
Paris in Summertime
Now that Paris Hilton is out of jail, she is not adapting well to life out of the joint. For example, today Paris pulled a shiv on her aroma therapist.
Did you see Paris Hilton on Larry King Live? At first I thought it was the Crypt Keeper introducing “Attack of the Killer Bimbos.”
Let’s review, Paris Hilton has gone to jail, Nicole Richey and Lindsay Lohan could go to jail, Martha Stewart went to prison, actor Tom Sizemore is going to prison. Its official, you now have a better chance to be locked up if you’re a celebrity than if you belong to al Qaeda.
Whew
Robin Williams is under fire from Catholics for making a joke about priests and pedophiles. A Catholic spokesperson actually argued that many priests charged are not technically pedophiles as they molested young teenagers, not children. Is everyone else as relived as I am?
Fitting tributes
A “Sports Illustrated” article lists all the sports stars who have landmarks named after them. Green Bay has a Ray Nitschke Memorial Bridge, Miami has a Don Shula Expressway and coming soon to Atlanta, the Michael Vick Pet Cemetery.
Atlanta Falcon QB, Michael Vick, is under federal investigation for illegal dog fighting after authorities discovered 37 dogs buried on his property. In fact, Vick has had to bury more dogs than Ben Affleck’s movie publicist.
Spice rack
The rumor is the Spice Girls are trying to get back together but it will be hard. Not nearly as hard as trying to get the Spice Girls fans back to together, but hard.
The rumor is the Spice Girls are trying to get back together but it will be hard. The Spice Girls are not spring chickens. Their nicknames have changed from Sporty, Baby, Scary, Ginger and Posh to Tired, Cranky, Grumpy, Hot-Flashy and Saggy.
Look for the older Spice Girl’s new single; “You Punks Get Off My Lawn.”
At this age can they still be called the Spice Girls? Shouldn’t it be the Spice Geezers?
AD something or other
Paris Hilton disclosed she has attention deficit disorder. Or as Paris calls it: Attention deficit, oh look, that’s hot.”
Paris Hilton disclosed she has attention deficit disorder. Did you hear about the poor guy who has dyslexia and Tourette syndrome? He keeps shouting out “Mow ble,”
Paris in Summertime
Now that Paris Hilton is out of jail, she is not adapting well to life out of the joint. For example, today Paris pulled a shiv on her aroma therapist.
Did you see Paris Hilton on Larry King Live? At first I thought it was the Crypt Keeper introducing “Attack of the Killer Bimbos.”
Let’s review, Paris Hilton has gone to jail, Nicole Richey and Lindsay Lohan could go to jail, Martha Stewart went to prison, actor Tom Sizemore is going to prison. Its official, you now have a better chance to be locked up if you’re a celebrity than if you belong to al Qaeda.
Whew
Robin Williams is under fire from Catholics for making a joke about priests and pedophiles. A Catholic spokesperson actually argued that many priests charged are not technically pedophiles as they molested young teenagers, not children. Is everyone else as relived as I am?
Fitting tributes
A “Sports Illustrated” article lists all the sports stars who have landmarks named after them. Green Bay has a Ray Nitschke Memorial Bridge, Miami has a Don Shula Expressway and coming soon to Atlanta, the Michael Vick Pet Cemetery.
Atlanta Falcon QB, Michael Vick, is under federal investigation for illegal dog fighting after authorities discovered 37 dogs buried on his property. In fact, Vick has had to bury more dogs than Ben Affleck’s movie publicist.
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