We gonna bring it, sting it, sing it and wing it, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Oh, God Two
In a phone interview, Paris Hilton told Barbara Walters that she has discovered god in jail. Yeah, in fact Paris said that praying is now her second favorite thing to do while down on her knees.

We kid the kid-loving Muslims
Paris Hilton is doing better after being sent back to jail. In fact, Paris has been adopted by a Muslim gang and given her very one Islamic name: Ahseenher Poonanie.

Not good
Did you see the end of “The Sopranos”? That ending is not going to make anyone forget “The Godfather.” Hell, that ending isn’t even going to make anyone forget NBC’s “Joey.”