You heard it here first
Today Fox’s Bill O’Reilly called Ashlee Simpson and asked her to dirty lip-synch to him.

This just in
After his Sept 6th surgery, former president Clinton is out campaigning for John Kerry. Clinton is still recuperating, however. He is not yet up to full-sized interns.

Jessica Simpson’s sister, Ashlee Simpson, was caught in a lip-synching screw-up on “Saturday Night Live.” Later Simpson explained her jig: “I didn't know what to do, so I thought I'd do a hoe-down.” To which Christine Aguilera said; “Hey, leave me out of this.”

Think about it
Ten years ago if you told somebody that you Googled a movie title, then TiVo'd it, got the DVD on E-bay and downloaded the sound track on your Ipod, and then posted what you did on your Blog, you'd have been rightfully committed as totally insane.

A little advice
If the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup? You might want to consider suicide.