Thursday, July 01, 2004

We are family, I got all my sisters with me, we are family, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

*An attractive Florida newlywed middle school teacher has been charged with having sex numerous times with a 14-year-old male student who turned her in to the police. To which millions of 14-year-old boys screamed to him as one: “What are you, nuts?”

Allegedly they had sex at his house, and in a car. On the bright side, it’s nice to see a teacher make time for a student after school.

The kid probably turned her in because he was tired. When teachers have sex they make you do it over until you get it right.

(The Sammy Sosa Pop and Hop Joke)
The boy’s parents suspected there was a problem when he presented them with a bumper sticker that said; “Our Child is an honor, off her, honor, off her student.”

She was charged with four counts of lewd and lascivious acts against a minor and one count of lewd and lascivious exhibition. In addition, a nation of teenage boys charged her with being really dreamy.

Send over that “whacky” Oklahoma judge
*In an Iraqi courtroom, Saddam Hussein said; “ . . . the real criminal is Bush.” Apparently Saddam Hussein snapped in prison and now he has delusions of being Michael Moore.

Iron-head Mike
*A subdued Mike Tyson has announced another fighting comeback attempt. Tyson was polite, contrite but at one point he snapped and yelled that the real criminal was Bush.