Friday, April 18, 2003

Props to the peeps all up in this here Hizzy, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

How rude
*Can you believe this? We liberate Iraq, and now, ungratefully, they want the U.S. out. Who do these people think they are, the French?

I can concentrate as well as any . . . oh, look, a puppy
*Polls in the U.S. indicate that interest in the Iraq war is already down. I swear, sometimes I think the entire country has that Attention Deficit . . . whatever it is.

Sweet relief
*North Korea announced it is making enough plutonium to make atomic bombs. To which Syria replied; “Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.”

Have you seen this North Korean leader Kim Jong-il? Is it just me, or does this guy look like the bastard child of Elvis and Mini Me?

Some nerve
*Now there are reports from Baghdad that officials are taking bribes for favors, giving jobs to their relatives, and taking money under the table for contractors. Who do these guys think they are, the Senate?

Who do these guys think they are, California Governor Grey Davis?

How convenient
*As many as 46 commercial airline pilots could be flying with semiautomatic pistols beginning this Sunday. Have you seen the pistols? They are pretty compact. In fact, they fit right in to the pilot’s pockets and there’s still room for their flasks.

What did we way about fibbing, Syria?
Remember those Saddam Hussein cronies that Syria said they weren’t hiding? Now Syria says they will release some of them. They are like a little kid. “I didn’t take any cookies, but you can have three back.” Maybe it's time to put Syria in a time out?

Ricky likes Ricky
Future Hall of Famer 44-year-old Ricky Henderson wants desperately to get back into baseball. Ricky Henderson has over 3,000 career hits, over 1,400 stolen bases, and a world record 20,000 plus references to himself in the third person.