Tuesday, April 08, 2003

Let's get ten kinds of nasty, yo, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

How cold is it?
It is so cold back in the Midwest and the East, those folks are shaking like Geraldo Rivera at a USO party.

I mean it is cold. In New York the taxi drivers had to break out their Wooly Turbans.

Esssssscuuuuuuse meeeeeee?
Mexican President Vicente Fox said the United States had no business invading Iraq and called for the U.S. to withdraw and go home. Mexico reprimanding us for invading another country is like the French telling us we are rude and smelly.

Hey Foxie buddy, how about if Mexico withdraws from the US and goes home?