Thursday, December 04, 2008

These just in:

These Somali pirates are getting famous. This week a Somali pirate appeared on celebrity “Wheel of Fortune” but it didn’t go well; the only letter he could pick was R.

Britney Spears turned 27 this week. It was sweet, her ex, Kevin Federline, delivered Britney a Dominoes pizza for no charge.

The hookers in New York are offering a Plaxico Burress special; for $100 they will make you go off in your pants.