Wednesday, December 03, 2008

I'm tellin' you, these Somali pirates are brazen; today they started a food fight at a Long John Silver.

Yesterday they hijacked three Korean strippers named Yo, Ho and Ho. 

Tomorrow they are going to hijack Elliot Spitzer's hooker named Polly

Those Somali pirates are brazen and the money keeps coming in; today Levitra announced they would sponsor the pirate's swords.