We rockin’ the American cheese and it crazy delish’, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Perfect fit
Barack Obama was endorsed by Bruce Springsteen; and, appropriately, Hillary Clinton was endorsed by Vanilla Ice.

Barack Obama was endorsed by Bruce Springsteen; and today, Ralph Nader was endorsed by Tito Jackson.

Not a perfect fit
“Iron Man” is opening Friday. I’m not so sure about the product placement promotions in the movie; does Iron Man really need Viagra?

Good move
Star Jones is sticking to her diet. Star just lost 170 pounds of useless weight. She divorced Al Reynolds.

Sympathy vote
Barack Obama has declined Hillary Clinton’s offer to debate without a moderator. Barack does not find the prospect of going one-on-one with Hillary appealing. To which Bill Clinton said; “Tell me about it.”

Think about it
“American Idol” is tonight and many feel that the least talented singer to remain is Jason Castro. But don’t worry about Jason, he can always make a living going on tour as the bizarre love child of John Travolta and Whoopi Goldberg.

Yuck
Police are investigating claims by soccer star Ronaldo that a transvestite prostitute sought to extort money from him following an altercation at a Rio de Janeiro motel. A soccer star hiring a transvestite? This brings an ugly meaning to heading a ball.

How hot was it?
It was so hot Monday in LA people actually went in to see “Drillbit Taylor” just for the air conditioning.