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CNN’s Richard Quest was arrested at 3:40 am in Central Park with crystal meth, a rope tied around his neck and genitals and with a sex toy in his boot. Or as Idaho Sen. Larry Craig calls that: Thursday night.
CNN’s Richard Quest was arrested at 3:40 am in Central Park with crystal meth, a rope tied around his neck and genitals and with a sex toy in his boot. Wow, I had no idea he was a priest.
The Pope was scheduled to leave the U.S. today, but his American Airlines flight got cancelled.
There was an awkward moment when the airline tried to charge the Pope an extra baggage fee for his big hat.
The weather in London was beautiful, today Prince William landed his helicopter in a water park.
Al Qaeda’s number 2 man, Ayman al-Zawahiri's, said they are planning to attack Western nations. Incidentally, al Qaeda’s #2 man is considered the riskiest job besides Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager.
A new study claims that men who masturbate at least five times a week have 33% lower chance of getting prostate cancer; but they do have a higher risk of having a heart attack when their wife catches them.
A new study claims that men who masturbate at least five times a week have 33% lower chance of getting prostate cancer; so masturbation reduces prostate cancer, alcohol reduces heart disease and kidney cancer, and taking a nap lowers your blood pressure. At this rate, Tom Arnold may actually be a super hero.
Since you asked:
Got a really great song stuck in my head: Tom Petty and Heartbreaker’s “Even the Losers”
Well, it was nearly all summer we sat on your roof
Yeah, we smoked cigarettes and we stared at the moon
And I’d show you stars you never could see
Baby, it couldn’t have been that easy to forget about me
Here is my question: which one is the loser who got lucky? Him or the girl who dumped him or the guy she went with after him?
Going to grill me some fresh basil and mozzarella stuffed chicken breasts a noche, Slats and Gets. Butterfly the marinated chicken breast, pound them a little flatter, put in a slice of cheese and two basil leaves, fold up and secure with two toothpicks and grill on medium heat. Serving it with rice pilaf and asparagus. Yes, I know what asparagus does . . .
Viva La France
An exhibit "Paris Under the Occupation," at the Paris History Library, features more than 250 color photos taken between 1941 and 1944 by French photographer and Nazi supporter, Andre Zucca.
His photos show Parisians enjoying life along the banks of the Seine River, at cafes and in public gardens. Nazi officers are shown mingling cheerfully with the crowds. Little did those Nazi officers know, but the French resistance was in full swing, often charging the Nazis for an expensive wine and then bravely switching it with a lesser vintage.
CNN’s Richard Quest was arrested at 3:40 am in Central Park with crystal meth, a rope tied around his neck and genitals and with a sex toy in his boot. Or as Idaho Sen. Larry Craig calls that: Thursday night.
CNN’s Richard Quest was arrested at 3:40 am in Central Park with crystal meth, a rope tied around his neck and genitals and with a sex toy in his boot. Wow, I had no idea he was a priest.
The Pope was scheduled to leave the U.S. today, but his American Airlines flight got cancelled.
There was an awkward moment when the airline tried to charge the Pope an extra baggage fee for his big hat.
The weather in London was beautiful, today Prince William landed his helicopter in a water park.
Al Qaeda’s number 2 man, Ayman al-Zawahiri's, said they are planning to attack Western nations. Incidentally, al Qaeda’s #2 man is considered the riskiest job besides Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager.
A new study claims that men who masturbate at least five times a week have 33% lower chance of getting prostate cancer; but they do have a higher risk of having a heart attack when their wife catches them.
A new study claims that men who masturbate at least five times a week have 33% lower chance of getting prostate cancer; so masturbation reduces prostate cancer, alcohol reduces heart disease and kidney cancer, and taking a nap lowers your blood pressure. At this rate, Tom Arnold may actually be a super hero.
Since you asked:
Got a really great song stuck in my head: Tom Petty and Heartbreaker’s “Even the Losers”
Well, it was nearly all summer we sat on your roof
Yeah, we smoked cigarettes and we stared at the moon
And I’d show you stars you never could see
Baby, it couldn’t have been that easy to forget about me
Here is my question: which one is the loser who got lucky? Him or the girl who dumped him or the guy she went with after him?
Going to grill me some fresh basil and mozzarella stuffed chicken breasts a noche, Slats and Gets. Butterfly the marinated chicken breast, pound them a little flatter, put in a slice of cheese and two basil leaves, fold up and secure with two toothpicks and grill on medium heat. Serving it with rice pilaf and asparagus. Yes, I know what asparagus does . . .
Viva La France
An exhibit "Paris Under the Occupation," at the Paris History Library, features more than 250 color photos taken between 1941 and 1944 by French photographer and Nazi supporter, Andre Zucca.
His photos show Parisians enjoying life along the banks of the Seine River, at cafes and in public gardens. Nazi officers are shown mingling cheerfully with the crowds. Little did those Nazi officers know, but the French resistance was in full swing, often charging the Nazis for an expensive wine and then bravely switching it with a lesser vintage.
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