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A new study claims that men who masturbate at least five times a week have a lower chance of getting prostate cancer; finally some good news in the off season for Fantasy Football players.


A new study claims that men who masturbate at least five times a week have a lower chance of getting prostate cancer; they may go blind, but they won’t get prostate cancer.


A new study claims that men who masturbate at least five times a week have a lower chance of getting prostate cancer; but they do have a higher risk of having a heart attack when their wife catches them.

A new study claims that men who masturbate at least five times a week have a lower chance of getting prostate cancer; guys are going to run with this at work: “What the hell are doing under your desk, Larry?” “Hey, I’m trying to prevent prostate cancer here, go away.”


Who knew?A new study claims that men who masturbate at least five times a week have a lower chance of getting prostate cancer; well, poor misunderstood Pee Wee Herman actor Paul Ruebens, Senator Larry Craig and singer George Michaels, it turns out they weren’t committing lewd acts in public, they were bravely trying to fight off prostate cancer