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“Celebrity Apprentice” announced their contestants and it includes Tiffany Fallon, Piers Morgan and an ultimate fighter named Tito Ortiz. You know a celebrity show is in trouble when Bruce Jenner would be the biggest celebrity.

“Celebrity Apprentice” announced their contestants and it includes Playmate Tiffany Fallon, “Americas Got Talent” judge Piers Morgan and an ultimate fighter named Tito Ortiz. So apparently the Celebrity Apprentices” aren’t going to be apprentices either.

“Celebrity Apprentice” announced their contestants and it includes Gene Simmons of Kiss. Is Gene Simmons still considered a celebrity? Maybe his tongue, but not him.

“Celebrity Apprentice” announced their contestants and it includes Omarosa. As a result, truth in advertising may change the shows name from “Celebrity Apprentice” to “Insane Failed Former Apprentice.”

“Celebrity Apprentice” announced their contestants and it includes Gene Simmons of Kiss. And who doesn’t want to see a creepy, 58-year-old washed-out 70’s pop star wiggle his over-sized tongue?

Free agent Alex Rodriguez won his third American League MVP award and is heading back to the New York Yankees. This is good news for Yankee fans and great news for all New York strip clubs.

“Celebrity Apprentice” contestants includes Playmate Tiffany Fallon, “Americas Got Talent” judge Piers Morgan and an ultimate fighter named Tito Ortiz. Something tells me this show is in trouble when all the celebrities combined aren’t as famous as Donald Trump’s hairpiece.

Nicole Richey, Lindsay Lohan each spent 84 minutes in jail for drunk driving charges, Mike Tyson was sentenced to one day in jail for possession of cocaine and drunk driving. Let this be a lesson to everyone, if you are stupid enough to drug, drink and drive, you will do a lot of time in jail, unless, of course, you can somehow become a celebrity not named Paris Hilton.