Oh, I’m itchin’ and I don’t know where to scratch, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Huge
The New York Marathon was last weekend and the turnout was huge; even Donald Trump’s hair entered in the rodent division.
Handy guy (Apologies to Amy Poehler and SNL Weekend Update)
Presidential candidate Ron Paul is a congressman and doctor, a practicing gynecologist. This would come in handy if he becomes President the next time we invade a country; “OK, just relax, you’re going to feel some pressure and . . . I’m in. So, do you have big plans for Thanksgiving?”
Uglier than homemade shoes
I am not sure what was uglier in the 38-7 Pittsburgh Steelers mauling of the Baltimore Ravens on MNF; the rainy weather, the Steeler’s throwback uniforms, which colors and design are used on bottles of poison to induce vomiting, or the Ravens’ defenders insistence on celebratory dancing after routine tackles when behind by 31 points.
Say it ain’t so
Network TV writers and film writers are on strike.Let’s all pray this doesn’t disrupt the production of “Pooty Tang, 2” or "Cabin Boy 2."
Long time gone
Notre Dame lost to Navy for the first time in 44-years; 46-44 in triple overtime; the last time Navy beat Notre Dame, Cher was entertaining the midshipmen with her second farewell tour.
Long time gone again
Notre Dame lost to Navy for the first time in 44-years; 46-44 in triple overtime; the last time Navy beat Notre Dame, it was the second most exciting thing to happen to the Navy that week: after they had just switched for sail to steam.
This just in:
Doctors in India are operating to remove four limbs from a girl born with eight limbs, four arms and four legs. I believe the name of the procedure is a deoctopussomy.
(So sorry for this one)
If successful the doctors will have a leg up on doing this type of procedure and the girl’s family should give them a big hand.
Huge
The New York Marathon was last weekend and the turnout was huge; even Donald Trump’s hair entered in the rodent division.
Handy guy (Apologies to Amy Poehler and SNL Weekend Update)
Presidential candidate Ron Paul is a congressman and doctor, a practicing gynecologist. This would come in handy if he becomes President the next time we invade a country; “OK, just relax, you’re going to feel some pressure and . . . I’m in. So, do you have big plans for Thanksgiving?”
Uglier than homemade shoes
I am not sure what was uglier in the 38-7 Pittsburgh Steelers mauling of the Baltimore Ravens on MNF; the rainy weather, the Steeler’s throwback uniforms, which colors and design are used on bottles of poison to induce vomiting, or the Ravens’ defenders insistence on celebratory dancing after routine tackles when behind by 31 points.
Say it ain’t so
Network TV writers and film writers are on strike.Let’s all pray this doesn’t disrupt the production of “Pooty Tang, 2” or "Cabin Boy 2."
Long time gone
Notre Dame lost to Navy for the first time in 44-years; 46-44 in triple overtime; the last time Navy beat Notre Dame, Cher was entertaining the midshipmen with her second farewell tour.
Long time gone again
Notre Dame lost to Navy for the first time in 44-years; 46-44 in triple overtime; the last time Navy beat Notre Dame, it was the second most exciting thing to happen to the Navy that week: after they had just switched for sail to steam.
This just in:
Doctors in India are operating to remove four limbs from a girl born with eight limbs, four arms and four legs. I believe the name of the procedure is a deoctopussomy.
(So sorry for this one)
If successful the doctors will have a leg up on doing this type of procedure and the girl’s family should give them a big hand.
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11:10 AM
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